© Pure Power Dark Side Management 2016/2017
Do U like Pop? Do U like Techno? Do u like R'nB?
Well you ain't going to like Unitra -
We're the prodiges of old school thrash metal!
We're to music what Ron Jeremy was to the porn industry.
We're a time machine fueled by Rage, Sex and Alcohol!
We'll take you back to the times where Pamela's boobs were real and David Haselhoff was handsome and didn't sing.
Back to Sega games and Turtles.
Your ears will melt and so will your eyes.
We're Unitra, lock up your daughter tonight!
Image courtesy of www.stagefocus.co.uk